So foolish subbies like me,

don’t have to do things like this.

Ch1

Yes, it a table, duct-taped on top of a couple of bar stools,

upon which sits a cardboard box,

upon which sits a blanket,

upon which sits a chandelier waiting to be correctly hung.

(Still waiting…couldn’t figure out the last bit)

and if they do,

they get reminded,

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why it’s SO much better to call an electrician,

or wait for their wonderfully handy man to come home.

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